IO: Dane Cook is a funny shit!

Theedge070 · 09-30-2005, 02:02 PM

I have a good sense of humour but I never really listen to too many comedians, but this guy is HILARIOUS! One of my classmates brought his cd into English class and we listened to the bit from the new album about how he witnessed someone get hit by a car in real life and went on to talk about it for a few minutes.

"I ALWAYS just miss it, you know? I'm watching, I'm watching, and then I go to order my, my twisty cone...and uh, then PFT! Oh what happened!? Did he get hit!? NO! I went to order my twisty cone and I MISSED IT!"

pax · 09-30-2005, 02:03 PM

not official.

: spork :

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 09-30-2005, 02:05 PM

OMGzzzzzzz!!11111111111111 wtfz?!!!!!!

Numb1075 · 09-30-2005, 02:48 PM

Dane Cook is very funny.

I saw him do this bit where everything in the future is super fast.
You want dinner, it'll be cooked in 2 seconds.
You want to go on a 9 hour drive, it'll take you 2 seconds

BUT.....you'll be on line at the DMV, waiting for 9 seconds.....WTF?!? Why is this taking soooo long ARH

Headache in a Suitcase · 09-30-2005, 02:59 PM

DeadMansParty · 09-30-2005, 07:18 PM

I agree, I have both his cd's and dvd's.

daafish · 09-30-2005, 07:36 PM

"the DMV, or what I like to call it, Satan's Asshole!"

"ummmm.....helloooo?"

That Dane Cook is a funny bitch.

My buddy just recently bought me both of his CD/DVD's for my birthday.

I going to the BK Lounge to get a chicken sangwich.

Zooropa1310 · 09-30-2005, 11:40 PM

I'm going to Tarentino this......... "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU." Alright, lets go back... lets go back...

impy13 · 10-01-2005, 02:32 AM

overrated

Lisa Lampanelli. now THATS a funny bitch

Headache in a Suitcase · 10-03-2005, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by inmyplace13
overrated

agreed.

watched the insomniac tour special on comedy central last night... dave attell, greg giraldo, sean rouse and dane cook... cook was by far the least funny of the 4.

daafish · 10-03-2005, 04:06 PM

Dave Attell is hilarious

Headache in a Suitcase · 10-03-2005, 04:44 PM

i love the title of his new dvd...

"hey, your mouth's not pregnant"

classic...

impy13 · 10-03-2005, 07:26 PM

There's a reason it was DAVE ATTEL'S tour and not Dane Cook's.

I agree headache, Dane was the least funny. My roommate was laughing his ass off though and cringing at some of the Attel jokes.

Shows what a douche my roommate is

daafish · 10-03-2005, 07:39 PM

everyone has different tastes in comedians. I think Dave and Dane are funny. And I think SNL sucks balls. so there you go

U2Girl1978 · 10-04-2005, 12:06 PM

I saw Dane Cook at the Comedy Connection. He is so funny. He's also hot too.

09-30-2005, 02:02 PM	#1
Theedge070 War Child Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: A Club Called Paradise Posts: 565 Local Time: 10:56 PM	IO: Dane Cook is a funny shit! I have a good sense of humour but I never really listen to too many comedians, but this guy is HILARIOUS! One of my classmates brought his cd into English class and we listened to the bit from the new album about how he witnessed someone get hit by a car in real life and went on to talk about it for a few minutes. "I ALWAYS just miss it, you know? I'm watching, I'm watching, and then I go to order my, my twisty cone...and uh, then PFT! Oh what happened!? Did he get hit!? NO! I went to order my twisty cone and I MISSED IT!"

09-30-2005, 02:03 PM	#2
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09-30-2005, 07:36 PM	#7
daafish Refugee Premium Gold Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Jose Posts: 2,181 Local Time: 08:56 PM	"the DMV, or what I like to call it, Satan's Asshole!" "ummmm.....helloooo?" That Dane Cook is a funny bitch. My buddy just recently bought me both of his CD/DVD's for my birthday. I going to the BK Lounge to get a chicken sangwich. __________________ Jim's My Space, Check out my artwork

10-01-2005, 02:32 AM	#9
impy13 Champion of the sun Premium Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Austin City Limits Posts: 7,565 Local Time: 09:56 PM	overrated Lisa Lampanelli. now THATS a funny bitch __________________

09-30-2005, 02:05 PM	#3
LarryMullen's POPAngel Wonder Woman Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: doing my best impression, of my best Angie Dickinson Posts: 50,006 Local Time: 10:56 PM Images: 200	OMGzzzzzzz!!11111111111111 wtfz?!!!!!!

09-30-2005, 02:48 PM	#4
Numb1075 Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Unemployment Line Posts: 9,736 Local Time: 10:56 PM	Dane Cook is very funny. I saw him do this bit where everything in the future is super fast. You want dinner, it'll be cooked in 2 seconds. You want to go on a 9 hour drive, it'll take you 2 seconds BUT.....you'll be on line at the DMV, waiting for 9 seconds.....WTF?!? Why is this taking soooo long ARH

09-30-2005, 07:18 PM	#6
DeadMansParty Refugee Premium Gold Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fullerton, Ca and Hollywood by night Posts: 2,425 Local Time: 07:56 PM Images: 7	I agree, I have both his cd's and dvd's.

09-30-2005, 11:40 PM	#8
Zooropa1310 War Child Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Redding, CA..... Yeah, I know, shut up. Posts: 706 Local Time: 07:56 PM	I'm going to Tarentino this......... "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU." Alright, lets go back... lets go back...

10-03-2005, 04:06 PM	#11
daafish Refugee Premium Gold Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Jose Posts: 2,181 Local Time: 08:56 PM	Dave Attell is hilarious __________________ Jim's My Space, Check out my artwork

10-03-2005, 04:44 PM	#12
Headache in a Suitcase Everything's coming up Eli. Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: yip yip yip yip yip Posts: 30,468 Local Time: 10:56 PM Images: 15	i love the title of his new dvd... "hey, your mouth's not pregnant" classic... __________________

10-03-2005, 07:26 PM	#13
impy13 Champion of the sun Premium Gold Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Austin City Limits Posts: 7,565 Local Time: 09:56 PM	There's a reason it was DAVE ATTEL'S tour and not Dane Cook's. I agree headache, Dane was the least funny. My roommate was laughing his ass off though and cringing at some of the Attel jokes. Shows what a douche my roommate is __________________ Last edited by impy13; 10-03-2005 at 08:20 PM..

10-03-2005, 07:39 PM	#14
daafish Refugee Premium Gold Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Jose Posts: 2,181 Local Time: 08:56 PM	everyone has different tastes in comedians. I think Dave and Dane are funny. And I think SNL sucks balls. so there you go __________________ Jim's My Space, Check out my artwork

10-04-2005, 12:06 PM	#15
U2Girl1978 sui generis Premium Gold Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in my head Posts: 17,649 Local Time: 10:56 PM	I saw Dane Cook at the Comedy Connection. He is so funny. He's also hot too.

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